Something that you're looking at every day.
Only this time the ratio is 4:1. Magnification.
The culprit: Herr Contax S-Planar 100mm f/4 mounted on 310mm extensions. Bellows Contax PC included. Canon 5D Mark II.
No distortion at all.
I thought it might work in Macro section but it's not a critter or a creature. So, Abstract is the way to go.