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p.1 #1 · The Wedding Photographers Prayer


LORD!

Protect us from ourselves, and all indiscretions, may we have clean glass,
clean underwear after the event, and full batteries.
May there be an abundance of smart cards, good ambient lighting,
and a Priest who allows the use of Flash.

May he or she find the perfect Bride, a Bride who is
understanding, listens carefully, duct taped her mother,
drop dead gorgeous, under two hundred pounds and
not a card carry-ing member of Bridezillas, Inc.

May the limousine arrive in time, with the groom sober,
and the best man remembering the ring.
May the flower girl have a fresh diaper on and not try to
beat the little boy ring bearer to death, cause he stole a kiss.

May no one stand up when the Priest asks,
" Is there someone who is against this marriage."

When it's all over may the photographer, "simply say thank you Lord" and
know and believe he got pictures worthy of publication, and he did
the job to the best of his ability.

AMEN








Nov 03, 2012 at 02:24 PM
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p.1 #2 · The Wedding Photographers Prayer


Mine is a little different...

"I hope I can find creativity today,
I hope the b&g are easy-going and fun-loving and really good looking,
Provide me with great available light, if you will,
Please let the venue be aesthetically pleasing and the staff tolerant of photography
Let me not f*** up my camera settings or miss any key moments
Let my gear not fail me at exactly the wrong time
And let me not forget any equipment at the end of the night"

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Nov 03, 2012 at 02:59 PM
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ajacobs2 wrote:
LORD!

Protect us from ourselves, and all indiscretions, may we have clean glass,
clean underwear after the event, and full batteries.
May there be an abundance of smart cards, good ambient lighting,
and a Priest who allows the use of Flash.

May he or she find the perfect Bride, a Bride who is
understanding, listens carefully, duct taped her mother,
drop dead gorgeous, under two hundred pounds and
not a card carry-ing member of Bridezillas, Inc.

May the limousine arrive in time, with the groom sober,
and the best man remembering the ring.
May the flower girl have a fresh diaper on and not try to
beat
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pretty decent ....

but the image has GOT to GO! can we say 80's!





Nov 03, 2012 at 03:06 PM
 

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p.1 #4 · The Wedding Photographers Prayer


Ziffl3, Actually it was 2006 in Sydney Australia, had little to work with... actually nothing to work with, very conservative atmosphere but the shot worked at the time...


Nov 03, 2012 at 05:54 PM
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p.1 #5 · The Wedding Photographers Prayer


All I can say is whenever I hear The Lords Prayer all I can think about it a certain scene from "Cool Runnings"


Nov 03, 2012 at 08:03 PM
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p.1 #6 · The Wedding Photographers Prayer


Mine has more to do with the reception dinner;

"Good food, good meat, good God let's eat!"



Nov 04, 2012 at 01:00 AM





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