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No, there is a D800 "s" model. On the "s", the right bank AF is out of alignment, but the left bank is tack sharp. Perhaps you didn't know, and ordered the base model? The one with the left bank out of alignment?
Not to worry, if you did. Just send it in to Nikon, and they can fix if up for you ... they can reverse the alignment.
Or, if you'd like, they can set it up so the center bank back focuses, while the right and left banks front focus. It's great that Nikon can customize the D800 to be just the way you like it.