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Sam Hassas wrote:
Almost. Maybe its the coyotes.
Maybe it's the wolves....3 wolves that is.
Yes, here in the desert, we have no electricity. We harness all of our power from the 3 wolves that stalk the desert floor of the Grand Canyon. They don't call it Grand for nothing. When the moon comes up at night, a single combined howl from these mystical creatures creates a measly 100,000,000 gigawatts. That power is then encapsulated and distributed across the state. In order to get the maximum amount of energy from each howl, the three wolves require a small child every 66 days as a sacrifice. Hey, it works. You guys think you are cool with your power from hydroelectric plants or nuclear facilities. We have 3 freaking wolves. Boo ya.
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